Wednesday, April 25, 2007

To the guy on the paper towel roll

Yes, you made for good Simpsons jokes
and laughter with your axe a-swinging.

But your flannel shirt doesn't scare me, no sir.
Nor does it command respect.

Because I heard that you, Mr. Brawny,
couldn't cut it making maple syrup.

And that this gig
is a second career.